wrecking ball pizza

that moment when you find yourself masturbating to Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball and you wrap a pizza around your dick

when paul walked in daves house he cought dave doing the wrecking ball pizza

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wrecked my balls

while on cowgirl position, literally wrecking or smashing the balls of the guy below with your butt.

"Dude the girl from last night wrecked my balls"

"Lucky you"

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Train Wreck

Attractive young (possibly too young) girl.

"Dude, that train wrecks dad totally busted you checking her out"

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Riggity riggity wrecked

When someone is extremely drunk like a legend

Cmon let's get riggity riggity wrecked SON

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ship wrecked

you start doin a girl then you knock her out half way on a couch half way on the floor and steal her clothes

"Chris ship wrecked Mary last night. She was so pissed when she woke up."

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wreck me daddy

1. An advert for bread
2. A nice comment you can leave under your friends post.

Me: wreck me daddy

(I love that post)

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Mexican Train Wreck

You need:
A buddy to help,
1 Mexican Prostitute
1 Fleet Enema
1 bottle Ipecac syrup.

Have your buddy give the hooker the Ipecac first, then you administer the Fleet enema according to package directions. Quickly stuff both her anal and oral orifices...Wait for the train wreck to occur..

Man, Tom & I picked up a Street walker last night, and figured we would try a Mexican Train Wreck. She puked all over Toms' junk and I cannot get the poop smell out of my junk

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