Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.

Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

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fuck your own face

Action performed, literally, after taking a big step back

Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE

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shut your pie face

Purportedly, intended to be a clever way of saying something along the lines of "shut up" or "be quiet."

(Class talking)

Mr. Knabb: Shut your pie face!

This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.

For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

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your moms a face

An insult used by a 14 year old girl to another 14 year old girl in the town of Shelton. It is a mixture between the two common insults "your mom" and "your face".

Girl #1:Haha, your mom.
Girl #2:Your face. XD
Girl #1:Your moms a face.
Girl #2:Oh my god, that means I cam out of my faces vagina. O_O
Both Girls: LAWLZ

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Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.

Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.

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face your shut

shut your face backwards aka-shut up aka.be quiet aka.dont talk

Sydney:You're a douche
Jenny:Face Your Shut

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