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Shoulda Rolled

A response to something that happened that in no way could be avoided.

Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.

Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.

Or

"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"

by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018


flutter roll

Batting your eyelashes as you roll your eyes.

He flutter rolled his eyes at me.

by drappel January 8, 2018


Rolling A Kendrick

Rolling a Kendrick is the action of rolling a joint that is big and loud and could make anyone bounce. Usually referred to sativa strains.

Me: You i haven't smoked in ages.
Guy: Oh damn, feels bad. I rolled a kendrick (Rolling A Kendrick past tense) yesterday with my friends and we got too fucked!

by 888NumbersCalling July 1, 2020


Rolling Colon

The action of lowering your window while driving down the interstate sticking your butt out and having explosive diarrhoea on every car you pass

My buddy and I went down the inter state and he was rolling colon and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.

by Jiffy3 May 14, 2021


Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 11, 2011


Rolland Roll

When ur tripping so hard that ur eye start rolling but you are still rolling dem blunts

Im so rolland roll right now I'm not able to roll a joint

by Supreeeemmmekid February 15, 2017


thumb roll

when you text someone and rethink your message as your clicking the send button and you pull your finger down on the screen so It won't send

I was texting Alex last night and was going to tell him I liked him at the last second I thumb rolled so i didn't fuck up

by yoter May 26, 2015