`¬¦1!2"3£4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeEéÉrRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}aAáÁsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

Are you good? Wait no you literally typed every single symbol on your keyboard so why did I even ask

person 1: `¬¦1!2"3£4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeEéÉrRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAáÁsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
person 2: wtf
person 1: :)

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.

Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”

Class 1 Nooner

Someone who consumes 1 High Noon when pregaming before the bars

That dude is a Class 1 Nooner! He doesn't pregame hard

Generation 1

All of the people who will end up dying because the Elite Liberals (who are not even liberals, but people who took advantage of democracy, as spies, found an exploit in the governments election processes and positioned their corrupt individuals into positions of which they could rule the world, aimlessly into oblivion with no solid direction). Generation 2 are the individuals who will have technologies to keep people alive and surpass the classical age limit of like 80-100-ish, most likely created by Generation Y, saving Generation Zs a$$ because they grew up downloading apps instead of making them. And they don't know what 56k is trollololololol

Gen Y: Hey gen Z do you know what 56k is?

Gen Z: No not really, like an animal?
Gen Y: Oh sh*it maybe i need to create technology to save the human race and save Generation 1 people by cloning them into the future as Generation 2 people who can then create technologies that can keep humans alive continuously.

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