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Half Orange Juice, Half Vodka.
I just drank an orange vod-juice-ka, it was delicious.
a nice southern way of asking for cranberry juice
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“you want some cranberry juice?”
“yes I diddly darn do billy.”
The darker the skin colour of a black women is, the more tastier is their juice.
X: Your new girl is black?
Y: Yeah.
X: How is it fucking a black chick?
Y: You know, the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice!
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To overdose in a airport on highly illegal drugs.
I’m going to go commit Juice wrld in the middle of the chicago airport.
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Baby porcupines almost made it into Martha Stewart's coveted (amongst sentient spices) "SPICE-OF-THE-WEEK". Alas the sample was tainted by porcupine smegma, denied it's rightful place in the annals of spice history, and eventually turned to drugs and bad music to ease the pain of looking like a cross between Steve Buscemi and a chernobyl survivor. This substance is now known as baby porcupine juice
I was trying to sautee these baby porcupines, because they go good with fried friendly whale, but the randy little wanker's got their baby porcupine juice on my hands...Ack! It tasted like a combination of bleach, Zima, and Barbara Bush's neck...now please excuse me while i rinse out the taste with napalm.
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the act of sucking pineapple juice. this quote is to be used when wanting to confuse friends. it does not mean anything dirty, but most people will think that. which makes this quote so fun!
kayla likes to suck my pineapple juice long and hard.
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Old-fashioned orange juice, squeezed from actual oranges, not frozen or from concentrate. (as opposed to fresh-frozen orange juice, which is not really fresh any more)
"This O.J. is delicious. "
"Yes, it is fresh-squozen orange juice, not frozen or reconstituted."
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