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when u throw a bag of shit at someone and they start crying
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A retort by a poser clan known as the “Bomb Squad,” whom are characterized as inferior in intellect, and penile size or girth. Typically, said retort comes as at the end of an insult leveled by one or more of superior intellect (to a Bomb Squad member) and/or standing among their peers or society at large.
Human Being: Yo' momma is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail."
Bomb Squad Reply: "You liar, the carpenter is just nice. I heard her thank him for a Cincinnati Bow Tie."
Human Being1: "Did you see his pecker ?"
Human Being2: "Are you serious, that was a guy? I thought it was an aroused female."
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Ripping A massive fart while getting your butthole licked
Me-"Dude me and my girl were totally doing an ass eat style 69 and halfway through she kind of pulled down on my tummy to try to get some tongue penetration on my brown star and -I should note we had a chicken fry with red beans and rice for dinner-I gave her a salad toss bomb right down the esophagus!"
Me-"Then she squirted on my face for the thousandth time"😕
(My girls a squirter)
My friend-"Righteous dude."
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Frothy concoction of brown ale and Bailey's Irish Cream used only as a last resort when the last Guinness has been consumed.
After drinking the last Guinness, Mr. Jeeber's was forced into doing a Brown Ale Car Bomb.
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A funny term used in place of COOL.
Mostly making fun of everything bad the 80's has brought.
XD
Bob: "Yo' dawg, i just got a new car!"
Steve: "GAH, that's bomb digity fresh YO'!"
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Something Bevvvy said as he threw a apple at Kaleb, in a really Bevvved up voice.
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Sticking an M-80 into a virgin's pussy and lighting it.
It was a miracle that the secretary survived both a Lansing Mail Bomb and a Traverse City Cherry Bomb.
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