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When you and your cousin fuck your sister in the same matter as Eskimo bro's
My best friend is incestimo bro's with his cousin. It makes me hard.
when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
When you consider a close friend of yours a burger
Hey Burger bro
Find the definition of "bro" and this person is the one always seen wearing some sort of MMA t-shirts (afliction, archaic, tapout). The shirt size is usually a SMedium, one shirt size too small.
Bro-fliction is looking large and in charge today, looks like he needs a protein shake.
when your really fucked and you have your bros around ya
or when your just really tired
wah guys i fail math sia toh bro..
(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
A type of brain damage resulting in being around a certain dum dum named " Broden. "
I am suffering from a bad case of the Bro-ditus.