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When the male wears a banana flavored condom, sticks his dick in either chocolate or an ass, and the partner proceeds to lick/suck it off.
Dylan: Did you hear about what Dan did last night?
Sam: No, what happened?
Dylan: He totally gave her a Chocolate dipped banana last night.
Sam: Nice.
A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.
Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.
Cumming in the ass of a large Italian person and the chocolate chips referring to the pieces of turd in said Italians asshole
Yo Sally, can i get the cannoli with extra chocolate chips?
Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.
Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.
My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.
I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!
Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!