Meat Pole de enorme

Term for a massive shlong. A term used for people who sit on the toilet and their penis dives into the water.

Mom: Hey Jerry, why are the front of your shorts wet?
Jerry: You would understand if you had a meat pole de enorme.

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South Pacific Asian Meat

A definition for s.p.a.m.; the only pleasant variation of the word.

Mmmm... The spam on the menu at 'Polynesian Savior' is hot & delicious...

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I beat my meat

to masturbate

Man my dicks hella sore I beat my meat for too long last night.

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meat popsicle,

give male oral in not a nice way to a person or company

"Sprint gave our company a 'meat popsicle' instead of dealing with us fairly"

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vein laden meat pipe

A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.

She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.

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National Fuck Meat Day

National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.

What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!

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double sauce meat toss

The art of pouring piping hot gravy down your butthole till it reaches the tip of your penis

Tyrone performed a double sauce meat toss in front of his classmates for show and tell

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