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Simp
A Man that pursues a woman that is obviously not interested in him.
The woman sees this as pathetic but will take advantage of it.
Such Man idolizes her.
He mistakenly believes that with unlimited acts of kindness , he can win her heart and eventually land in her bed.
Such Man will give even sexy lingerie to a woman, however fully aware that another man will be pulling off these panties.
A Simp will spend the essence of his emotional and financial resources on her even though he will never even get a kiss on the cheek.
A Simp will never get any sexual response from the woman he so pursues and idolizes. This is pathetic and counter productive to meeting an actual woman that would be an ideal partner.
The woman knows this an will fully take advantage of it.
A Simp is a man that will never move off the casual friend list and will be tolerated just as long as the money and gifts keep flowing.
The Simp will exhibit undying hope that eventually the woman will accept him as a sexual partner, but this will never happen.
The woman who is the target of the Simps affection is usually not extraordinary in any way but she enjoys the attention and uses it as a cruel form of sadistic and masochistic gratification.
The Simp is the man that receives the Punishments inflicted on the woman by her Alpha Male sexual partners.
Simp-A flogging boy .
The only cure for the simp is to completely delete any and all Things associated with the woman, and never see her again. Ever.
He is such a Simp, he spends all his money on her , but he will never land her in bed.
a simp is someone who has an unrequited lover (or doesn’t gain attention back from the person they desire). Simps often deny this quality, especially if they are ghosted.
Signs you’re a simp
-you’ll do anything for a girl who doesn’t like you
-you ask girls out all the time
-you try and become an fboy and move on fast to hide your heartbreak
-girls straight hate you
If your name is tyler, jack, or braden you are a simp!
Simp is a contraction for Simpleton , Simpleton is a contraction for Simple Person.
ie: you are a stupid, simple person for misunderstanding the meaning of the word.
'All these Simp's keep making up their own definitions for a word already established.'
Josey " My friend is such a Simp, he buys me everything and we don't even fuck!' Josey's friend " That doesn't even make sense, shut the fuck up you Simp'
Simp- Refers to a person(s) who will do anything in him/hers power to get the upmost attention from a male/female. This mostly affects men. Some side affects are hanging out with men/women a lot, rejecting your friends to go hang out with men/women, only wanting men’s/women's attention.
Man-*hangs out with a women instead of his friend all the time*
Mans Friend- your a simp
Man-sorry man I’m a simp now
weston is a very kind person to women but can never get a woman and that makes him a simp