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kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022


Sweet Kisses

When you receive kisses from bae

"I just got sweet kisses from Brandon"

by juulia69 March 3, 2021


Brown Eyed Butterfly Kiss

The act of rubbed your butt with another persons butt while being lathered with soap. Much like a butterfly kiss but with buttcheeks.

my boyfriend gave me a brown eyed butterfly kiss in the shower, he is so sweet.

by Stoctopus March 16, 2021


CyberPoseidon's kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your telephone dropping into the water and you start to nominate all the known divinities

The cyberposeidon's kiss is only for chosen few

by GigiSawdust April 16, 2018


lethal kiss

When a man injects poison into his penis before a female gives him a blow job resulting in her being poisoned when he ejaculates

I caught her cheating man I don't know what I'm going to do

Could always give her a lethal kiss,and get one last BJ

by Sunny Anders March 26, 2024


Neanderthal Kisses

Rubbing your eyebrows together while grunting.

She's cute and all, but then she gave me neanderthal kisses.

by NeanderthalKisses May 25, 2022


Stolen Kisses

the habit of placing soft kisses on another whilst they are asleep

It wasn’t a secret that they weren’t exactly stolen kisses

by Chrome Laces May 21, 2018