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rock your body

Don't be so quick to, walk away
Dance with me
I wanna rock your body
Please stay
Dance with me
You don't have to admit you, wanna play
Dance with me
Just let me rock you
'Til the break of day
Dance with me
Guy time, but I don't mind
Just wanna rock you girl
I'll have whatever you have
Come on, just give it a whirl
See I've been watchin' you
And I like the way you move
So go ahead, girl, just do
That ass shakin' thing you do
So you grab your girls
And you grab a couple more
And you all come meet me
In the middle of the floor
Said the air is thick, it's smellin' right
So you pass to the left and you sail to the right
Don't be so quick to, walk away
Dance with me
I wanna rock your body
Please stay
Dance with me
You don't have to admit you, wanna play
Dance with me
Just let me rock you
'Til the break of day
Dance with me
I don't mean no harm
Just wanna rock you girl
Make a move, but be calm
Let's go, let's give it a whirl
See, it appears to me
You like the way I move
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
Pull you close and share my groove
-Justin Timberlake

Rock your body is the best son ever dude”

by Amanduh November 23, 2021

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two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

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Rock-Pissing Dump Truck

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.

Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!

by Julesheart March 7, 2023


Part Time Punk Rock

Someone that dresses like a Punk Rocker or hard core at night or on weekends, but only with easily removable and undetectable accessories (i.e. fauxhawk) and usually without piercings or tattoos so that he or she may return to the work place or other group setting without appearing to have a Punk Rock affiliation or be a fan.

Janet said she saw her room mate at a party with a fauxhawk, and a leather studded jacket but parts his hair on the left with his corduroy jacket when he goes out with his choir friends. if he was really punk he would have a Mohawk. must suck to be Part Time Punk Rock.

by NorthCalScooter July 24, 2009


Rock Yo Hips

The worst rap song to date (previously this title was own by lil' boosie "zoom, Zoom") by crappy rap group Crime Mob. It's (once again) another failed attempt at hip hop by atlanta rappers.

Rock Yo Hips features:

Inferior Music from some poor smuck of DJ

Annoying Chorus that's 3/4 of the actually lyrics

Features another poor excuses for hip hop rapper "Lil' Scrappy"

The Ugliest looking female rappers to date

and, of course, Black Women degrading themselves by being in this video

by Von Alphonso March 27, 2007

10👍 42👎


Seattle Rock Band player

Anyone who plays in a rock band based in Seattle.

Gavin was a Kickass bass player; he's a Seattle Rock Band player & Damn Good at it!

by Starchylde June 15, 2016

328👍 20👎


Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock sure was one hell of a battle.

by nike kicks March 29, 2022