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it is wehn u take a vaccum with the hose part a basicly stick it on your penis and turn on the vaccum
hey fred i just got a bj last night who would give u a bj? thier name was hoover
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licking someone else's asshole.
aka the most disgusting oral sex out there..
"I just gave Karen a rim job."
seriously?....who does that?
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she sits on a can of snus (little pouches of dip).
she lets the reverse digestion happen, then a week later, she throws it all up on the dick. she then sucks it and lets the load happen.
aftwerwards, she eats virtually everything on the penis pallet.
It's been a week since that meech job and bob-the-trucker still can smell vomit in his crotch.
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A Russian toe job is when someone doesn't trim their toe nails for at least two months and than shoves it up someone's anus for sexual pleasure
E.i - yo man I have this bitch a nasty Russian toe job last night, bitch squealed like a pig!
Whoa get that toe out of my ass! You aren't russian toe jobbing me tonight!
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When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.
Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.
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Opposite of a Bag Job. Implying that the person in question has an attractive face, but with a very unattractive body, and so in order the sleep with the girl, a sleeping bag must be used to cover up the body and complete intercourse.
I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a sleeping bag-job.
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The poopy rim job, also known as the PRJ, is the act of giving someone a rimjob after they have just taken a shit.
Last night GM gave BJ a poopy rim job as a special anniversary present.
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