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When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”
“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!
When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.
Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”
The act of rolling one's bowel movement in a batter and deep fried it.
The candy shouldn't be left in the fryer for more than 1 minute in order to keep the center soft.
It's the winter alternative to the Kentucky klondike bar.
She slammed those Belgian Chocolate Croquette in her dick hole like there was no tomorrow.
A small bon bon sized human turd that is then consumed by another person.
He ate a piece of Brazilian chocolate from Becca on a dare.
When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere
Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.
When you take a shit but it breaks into a million pieces.
Jeffrickson:"I ate too many beans and I made Thanos Chocolate."
To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.