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Red Eye Dan

He is the oracle of things muchly funny. The inventor of the acronym ROFLMAOYFC (roll on floor laughing my ass of you fucking cunt)

It's his name you fools

by doneanddusted April 17, 2005

8πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Brown Eye BBQ

The act of lubing up a penis with BBQ sauce, fucking a girl in the ass, then when finished- insert a savory chicken wing into her butthole which "sauces it up", and feeding it to her. Not to be confused with the "Dirty Buffalo Wing".

Friend 1. "Man, those wings were good last night."

Friend 2. "Yeah, I took some home and had a Brown Eye BBQ with my girlfriend."

by 8172 September 6, 2009

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Like a cobra in the eye

Used to describe sudden and unexpected events, not necessarily painful.

Realizing the coconut was gone was like a cobra in the eye.

Opening the bill was like taking a cobra in the eye.

by divine.deletia January 12, 2006

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


eyes of broken promise

one of the best bands ever formed.

Dude, that Eyes of Broken Promise concert rocked.

by sunkissedbrunette May 10, 2005

11πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


emo eye roll

the eye motion made by one of great emocity signaling that he or she finds whatever she's hearing or seeing simply derogatory and not worth her attention.

some emo hater: "damn i hate emos they should all just kill themselves and spare us having to listen to their emoans and seeing them flip their hair."

emo kid: -performs the "emo eye roll"

by lone lovebird August 4, 2006

41πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Brown-eye Burrower

1. A gay person that enjoys penetrating the anus with their genitals or other filanges.
2. Something to call someone in rebuttal to an insult that you have just received.

1. Aaron was a queer, and therefore a brown-eye burrower.
2. "You're a fag." "Shut up you brown-eye burrower"

by McMatty February 8, 2008

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


the girl with the ocean eyes

The girl with the ocean eyes will take your breath away. She is truly mesmerizing and makes earth a better place. Adorned with hair as soft as silk and eyes in which you can see literal ocean waves she is a different kind of magical. Oh and by the way, in some cases her name is Eve…
You are blessed if you’ve got the girl with the ocean eyes as your friend.

She’s amazing.

She’s as graceful as an angel, as beautiful as every sunset, yet you better look out for the waves, destined to come only for you to drown - the girl with the ocean eyes.

by your stupid-ass friend November 21, 2021

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž