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when you are definitely uncomfortable and you feel the need to say something to the stranger that you just met to fill the silence as you try to make your getaway.
wellll karen....so good to meet you. i have to go now.**awkwardly runs away
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When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time
“Why are you in the bathroom for so long”
“Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”
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Thanos: Snap
You: I dont feel so good
I don't feel so good
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Something said to someone who does good and means well but always gets the crap end of things or the short end of the stick. Similar to "Bless your heart."
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your arm?
Guy 2: I helped my uncle move a couch the other day. He let go, and I fell down the stairs.
Guy 1: Wow, that sucks, man.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I still picked it back up and carried it up the stairs.
Guy 1: You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
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Used by many to remember what the notes in the five main lines of the Treble Clef in Music, representing E, G, B, D, and F from bottom to top.
Every Good Boy Does Fine, as long as he remembers to pay his taxes.
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IN BRIEF: Getting or taking money can sometimes lead to repercussions or consequences.
DUDE#1: I gotta hit the spot.
DUDE #2: I wouldn't do that, cat. All money aint good money. Plus police out deep anyway.
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When you see a fine girl (a ten) with a scrub guy ( 4). You holler out 10-4 good buddy
That guy must have money because the girl he’s with is out of his league. That’s a 10 -4 good buddy
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