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crack den of saint john

A brown tarnished house with what lives a weed troll who is said to smoke 12 grams of reefer per day. He can gain magical powers from said reefer, such as being able to play osu drunk. Doctors across tge world fear what lays beneath his lungs. The weed trolls father the liquor troll will sometimes glide his magic truck to the whimsical sidebar for hours drinking potions of courage which helps him pilot his magical rust heap across town.

You ever been inside the crack den of saint john?
Well One time I walked in got mauled by a simese cat
That sucks

by Y2KBazo February 12, 2021

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National John Sakars day

A day to celebrate your veganism on 18th of January

Wow, it's national John Sakars day today!

by Jsjacvbsncjjc January 14, 2017

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lil john marco polo

1. Similar to the game 'Marco Polo' but played with quotes from Dave Chapelle's impersonation of Lil John. One person searching calles out "haWHAAAAAT", to which others respond "YEEEEAAAAHHH". This is particularly useful at hacker conventions

2. Hacker greeting modled after a three way handshake using the phrases "haWHAAAAAT", "YEEEEAAAAHHH", and "OOOHHH KAAAAAY"

I played lil john marco polo at AppSecUSA Lascon to find my friends.

by Wont give my name to a machine October 26, 2012

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John Dewey High School

John Dewey High School is different from your average American high school... Dewey is the microcosm of America's diversity.

Located in Brooklyn's Gravesend, founded in 1969, named after John Dewey, it was known as a "hippie" high school in the 70's with the stoners wearing rainbow colors, playing their guitars nonchalantly while listening to psychedelic music. There were also the metalheads who listened to Anthrax.

It was named a New American High School in 2000, and was also ranked as one of America's Best High Schools in 2007. John Dewey High is known to have cycles instead of semesters, and bands instead of periods.

Dewey has some of the best teachers in NYC. We also have letter grades like: ME (the highest), M (it's okay), MC (dude, you're borderline failing), and R (retention or r for r u kiddin me how do you fail a class at Dewey you dumbass).

Nowadays, there are rarely any hippies, a fair share of emo and goth kids are interspersed. Occasionally, you'll see a kid rocking a BB, Slipknot, or RHCP shirt. There are some freaks, nerds, athletes, future doctors, musicians, aspiring actors, and so much more.

Dewey is diverse. It ranges from the vast population of Asians (mainly Chinese), followed by blacks, the Hispanics, the Middle Easterners, and the sizable amount of white people, mainly from Eastern Europe (Poland, Ukraine, Russia, etc.) There's a couple of Irish and Italian kids. Oh yeah, don't forget the Jews.

Famous alumni includes Michael J. Fox and Spike Lee.

Nick: So what high school did you get into?
Mark: JOHN DEWEY HIGH SCHOOL BABY!!
Nick: WHAT?! Isn't that the school that has a campus and the school where you can select your own classes?
Mark: Mhmm...
Nick: You're so lucky man! I got into Murrow. :/
Mark: Don't worry bro, it's basically the copy of Dewey. You're almost there. Almost.

by TheOneInObscurity October 6, 2012

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Personalize John 3:16

When you declare the most quoted verse in the Bible upon your life: "For God so loved me or your name, He sent His only begotten Son to die on the cross for me or your name.”—when you personally experience His love in your life rather than merely reading or knowing about it.

Like the disciple John, who personalized the Lord's love for him by calling himself "the disciple whom Jesus loved,” you too could personalize John 3:16, so that His love is like a magnifying glass that focuses the heat from the sun over that blade of grass in a field to make it burn.

by MathPlus September 16, 2021

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John F Kennedy

Rapist

John F Kennedy was a rapist

by John F Kennedy. May 26, 2020

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john carroll high school

a school filled with pussies and fags

"Oh, you go to john carroll high school, you are a faggot

by fuckJC April 11, 2017

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