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A term for the annoying small Chihuahua
My cousin has a Mexican yard dog
Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)
Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses
Some one that just crossed the border and is a wet back and needs to dry of his back before border patrol gets him and has no money
Where two guys sandwich a girl, one in front and the other from behind and they both ejaculate creating a melt sensation. The guy at the front must then use his penis and cum to draw a Mexican moustache on the girls face.
We just had a Mexican party melt and it was totally hot!
Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?
When you drip Sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers anal cavity, which is followed by a penis.
I gave my girlfriend the Mexican dogturd last night, she'll be shitting her brains out for weeks.
A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito
Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days