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a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina
guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.
When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.
A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.
"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."
To be involved in a threesome that involves two white women when your Mexican.
Dude did you see Pedro leave the bar with those two fat white chicks last night?
Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!
A finger going up the ass is known as a Mexican elevator
My husband likes to give me a Mexican elevator when he’s feeling frisky
A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.
No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!