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Bro Londo is the name given to the hand job you get at a shitty massage parlor by a young man that comes from an african american father and a Puerto Rican mother
Flip over and I'll have Jose Washington come in here and finish you off with a scorchin Bro Londo. He'll mind the stepchildren as well.
When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
1. A series of video games developed and published by Nintendo.
2. A 1985 video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)/Family Computer (Famicom) and later rereleased for the Game Boy Advance, Nintendo Wii Virtual Console, Wii U Virtual Console, Nintendo 3DS Virtual Console, and a title included with Nintendo Switch Online for the Nintendo Switch.
1. Super Mario Bros. is overrated
2. Someone beat the world record speed run for Super Mario Bros.
The Super Mario Series is a massively popular game series featuring the familiar red hatted character Mario. The series started WAY back in 1985, with the release of Super Mario Bros. on the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System). It was created by legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto (b. 1952) alongside his development team Nintendo R&D4.
In this article we're mainly going to talk about the original game and its development.
Super Mario Bros. was a game released for arcades (yes, arcades search it up) and of course, the NES. By overthinking you would easily know the arcade version was to simply rack up more coins, because it's literally just the NES version but Mario turns yellow when he has a Fire Flower powerup.
Super Mario Bros. was created by Shigeru Miyamoto and his development team Nintendo R&D4. It was created as a "farewell" to the standard ROM cartridges and to usher into a new age.. of floppy disks. That was unexpected. Anyways, this game was created in conjunction with another popular series starter, The Legend of Zelda for the Famicom Disk System (and also the Famicom/NES). Development was culminated by the developer's previous games for the system like Excitebike and Kung-Fu (actually, a port of the arcade. LOL!). The game was designed to be simple, not because they wanted this to be a game for beginners, but rather because they wanted to sell the game by the end of 1985.
Ron: Should I buy Super Mario Galaxy?
Jon: I think it's best you don't.
Ron: Why?
Jon: You're really bad at gaming, I think you should play Super Mario Bros. on the NES first.
Ron: Oh.. okay!
That friend that just really likes trees
That gamer nigger bro spends too much time in the forest
You are kid is such a gamer nigger bro that his favorite hobby is to climb trees
To do a half-assed job of cleaning up your place. This is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. For example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the stuff you can see on the carpet, blow the dust off of stuff instead of actually "dusting", and wiping only the dirty spots on glass with a windex soaked rag.
Dave: Dude, wet T-shirt contest at Hooters today. You coming with me??
Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.
Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.
Jim: Sounds good, see you then!