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The painful vein hidden inside your anus that occur whenever you fart so loud that you poop out blood whenever you need to take a crap.
Charlie: My poop is coming out red. What's wrong?
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
on this day (march 12th), the day after discord rule day, all rules are enforced only half as strictly and a user must break the rule twice to be warned for it.
me: REJOICE, DISCORD RULE DAY IS OVER
everyone: YAY
me: IT IS NOW DISCORD ANTI RULE DAY, LET US ABUSE
everyone: YES
Player defined rules in any kind of game that is meant to counteract unpopular, annoying, or dishonorable play-styles.
Player 1: “oh man, camping is such a dumb and wimpy way to play in Call of Duty.”
Player 2: “yeah man, it’s like totally against the Handbook Rules of COD.”
If it exists, there's a song about it. No exceptions. If something doesn't satisfy this rule, there is rule 35 of music, which states that:
If there isn't a song about it yet, one will be made. No exceptions.
Jim: Why the fuck is there a song about some guy cutting his dick off?
Patrick: Rule 34 of music.
When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.
I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.
Not smoking crack 12 hours before going to work.
Dude, you look high. Major violation of the "Sheen Rule".
You gotta lick all the ketchup
ketchup rule boy
The Ketchup rule means you must lick it all if you drop it