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Someone who gets played, knows they’re getting played, and continues to get played.
“Omar she’s cheated on you multiple times, stop being a simp and dump her.”
“No man I swear she’s changed.”
*gets cheated on again*
A Simp Mans, basically a manz who’s obsessed wit gyal, n puts dem first b4 antg n can’t get dem outta Dey head 247, a simp mans can do a variety of tings all at once: a nice guy( who does tings 4 others, especially women, but can’t for himself,) the nosy mf(always givin too much attention, askin what da 🐕 doin everyday, how her day was, what she ate etc.) lame 🥷🏽( has poor game, can’t entertain thru txt or call and Makes no moves at the end of the day, this mf could be talkin for 3 months and no link is secured) this mf keeps getting ghosted no matter how he tries. Ayt dats it keep scrolling
How long u been talkin to her,” “ we’ll about a month and a ha-“ “AND STILL NO LINK, fam ur a simp mans💀”
A simp is a simpleton than nobody likes they can also be described as my brother
A kid who goes all out for the cat but never gets any. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Mikey or Brandon.
Bro Mikey is straight being whipped by a girl who friend zoned him.
Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.
Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesn’t bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.
Simp
A Man that pursues a woman that is obviously not interested in him.
The woman sees this as pathetic but will take advantage of it.
Such Man idolizes her.
He mistakenly believes that with unlimited acts of kindness , he can win her heart and eventually land in her bed.
Such Man will give even sexy lingerie to a woman, however fully aware that another man will be pulling off these panties.
A Simp will spend the essence of his emotional and financial resources on her even though he will never even get a kiss on the cheek.
A Simp will never get any sexual response from the woman he so pursues and idolizes. This is pathetic and counter productive to meeting an actual woman that would be an ideal partner.
The woman knows this an will fully take advantage of it.
A Simp is a man that will never move off the casual friend list and will be tolerated just as long as the money and gifts keep flowing.
The Simp will exhibit undying hope that eventually the woman will accept him as a sexual partner, but this will never happen.
The woman who is the target of the Simps affection is usually not extraordinary in any way but she enjoys the attention and uses it as a cruel form of sadistic and masochistic gratification.
The Simp is the man that receives the Punishments inflicted on the woman by her Alpha Male sexual partners.
Simp-A flogging boy .
The only cure for the simp is to completely delete any and all Things associated with the woman, and never see her again. Ever.
He is such a Simp, he spends all his money on her , but he will never land her in bed.
a simp is someone who has an unrequited lover (or doesn’t gain attention back from the person they desire). Simps often deny this quality, especially if they are ghosted.
Signs you’re a simp
-you’ll do anything for a girl who doesn’t like you
-you ask girls out all the time
-you try and become an fboy and move on fast to hide your heartbreak
-girls straight hate you
If your name is tyler, jack, or braden you are a simp!