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The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.
Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.
Grant likes some cake. Especially ones by his dad. It makes him feel bloated.
Damn Grant's Cake is impressive don't you think so?
Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.
I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…
Direct way for a crush, the jail, the covid-19 and death.
Me: have they cake of kings?
He: yes, but, if you got for me they take you to the jail.
messing with people by throwing tasty-cake items at cars in the drive thru at mcdonals from a wooded are and having the cops called on you.
last night we almost got busted for tasty-caking by the cops running away from the mcdonalds
Verb - To defecate on a lady's chest then press yourself against her during coitus to create a squishy mess.
Dan - How was your date last night?
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.
I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.