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Texas T-shirt

1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.

Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz

by gertrude07 August 26, 2014


t+a

t+a is honestly one of those couples where people is like “i wish i had a relationship like theirs” everyone is always jealous of how supportive and fun they are with eachother and just such a good bond

look it’s them. t+a”

by joshtheawesomegut July 8, 2022


Pet T-Rex

A slang term for the male penis

Joe: Yo I heard that Seth got quite the Pet T-Rex

Bill: Nah his dick is small for his size

by xGreen January 15, 2020


horny/t

Kate sits through chemistry by her extremely gorgeous friend Jacob. Just looking at him makes her even more wet. She imagines his dick pounding and penetrating her as hard as he can. She almost moans out loud from desire. Jacob's hand slips down her pants. She gasps then whispers in his ear. "Ditch your next class with me." He nods, knowing what it means. Finally Chemistry was over and Kate and Jacob start walking through the halls, finding a place of secrecy. They end up in the storage room."Jacob, fuck me, fuck me so damn hard. Please" Kate screams. She takes off her shirt revealing her gigantic double Ds. Jacob takes off his shirt then peels off his pants revealing a 10-inch cock. Jacob cannot wait and starts rubbing his cock vigorously until Kate has her pants fully off. Her pussy and all around it is drenched from being so horny. She moves his hands out of the way and starts licking his cock. He moans in pleasure and she begins to gag from going to deep. He grabs her pussy and rubs it hard. She screams with pleasure. He shoves her on the ground fondling her breasts. He grabs her arms and holds her down then shoves his dick deep inside of her. He goes very slow. She screams everytime he gets deeper than before. Kate begins to moan and plead for more. Jacob answers her wish and fucks her as fast and hard as he can. He goes faster and faster with each thrust. They're both screaming and moaning. Kate squirts all over his dick then Jacobs cums inside her.

horny/t :when you wanna get laid

by nokklokkyt September 18, 2019


t luv

T luv is the kind of guy who grows his toe nails long and then goes on to be a rapper. In fact the "T" in T luv stands for talon which is in reference to his long often glossy toe nails. T luv is the kind of guy who would steal the girl you're talking to at a party and take her home. But yet you find yourself admiring him for it. Maybe you wish he took you home but I digress. T luv is a tall sensitive glass of brooding masculinity waiting to swoop down on unsuspecting prey when he so feels the urge.

That guy just stole my girl and now i want to build a shrine to him. Looks like T luv has stuck again.

by $jabon$ November 23, 2021


Y&T

Young &’ turnt

Wyo ?
Bitch I’m Y&T
Wym
Young n turnt 😂

by yomommaho’ December 18, 2021


ca t t a c

When a cat attacks (especially when by surprise).

The ca t t a c upon the unaware rat was merciless and deadly.

by Satrap_of_Brooklyn May 5, 2019