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The creator of a beautiful poem that was shared around south florida. It was well written, and talked about an extremely sensitive subject that deserves more National attention. Urban Dictionary took down my definition of his legendary poem. But we shall not succumb this beautiful piece of craftsmanship we call poetry, especially in the sacred month of No Nut November! We shall fight to bring back this legendary poem, and let its verses flow throughout the internet once more! #BringBackAngelLozada #NoNutNovemberPoem #SouthFlorida #CoralReef
Bro 1: Hey bro what ever happened to that dope ass poem by Angel Lozada
Bro 2: I dont know bro, we need to Bring Back Angel Lozada
Another word for anal sex with a woman
I bent her over and started smashing her back door in
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When you find your self cornered in a conversation where somebody is trying to either trap you into loaning money, shoes or asking you out, you might want to create a double back door conversation leaving yourself two ways out.
'Damn if Angie didn't try to {FUDfix up date} me but I conjured up a double back door conversation on the spot sprinkling it with so many maybe's and yah that might work's that i think i am out of the woods..........can you drive me home???? LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
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Commonly said phrase after a WoW addicted dissapproves of another MMORPG because:
A. They're close minded and most likely can't stand playing anything that isn't WoW related, dispite how well recieved and/or awesome said game is.
B. The game acually sucks.
C. They miss their pimped out character and simply can't stand starting something new and different.
C. The game isn't WoW.
Or a combination of those.
EvE online sucks, I'm going back to WoW.
Guildwars sucks, I'm going back to WoW.
My life sucks, I'm going back to WoW.
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An intergalactic version of the trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named " Carney Strikes Back Combo "
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A child conceived from the mother engaging in anal sex and allowing for the semen to drip from her anus into her vagina.
In order to achieve impregnation the male must first ejaculate inside of the females rectum. The female will bow her legs tilting her body forward. The female will then take her hand and gently spread a cheek allowing for the anus to expand and create a conduit for the semen to trickle down towards her pubic region. She will use her free hand to catch and vigorously rub the anal semen into her vagina.
Whats wrong dude?
I just found out I am a back door drip baby.
No way man!
Yeah, I guess mom was really into the anal cream pies back in the day
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This was the original reference to the past BEFORE it was bastardized by the cheap ghetto and sport radio jock talk: 'back in the day', which has become popular of late...
Back in the 'good old days', we used to have to walk a mile through 3 feet of snow to get to school every day.
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