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When one is high, burps, and releases smoke.
Buuuurp, dude did you see that schnauzer fart!
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When you wear a diaper, fart, then your head abruptly explodes
Man 1: Dude, did you hear what happened?
Man 2: No what?
Man 1: Steve died!
Man 2: No way!!! What happened?
Man 1: He had a Diaper Fart.
Man 2: I knew that freak was into diapers.
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Ass Hole! The fart pipe is the Greek name for "Arse", as told by the ancient Egyptians in the times right before the fall of Rome.
I will take a swipe at my wife's fart pipe, eventually moving into the "tapping of the brownstar"
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One who can fart at will, and other people too.
The fart master let one rip as soon as the speaker was done, as to accent the the spoken word.
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When someone of asian origin passes wind, and the stench lingers
Ohhhh that cat fart is unbelievable! Can sure smell some cat in that one!
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A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.
I just ate some chow fun and the oily farts are making everyone hallucinate.
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When you fart under the covers of your bed and it festers overnight and smells ten times worse in the morning
Man I made a nasty fart taco last night and it stank in the morning
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