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When a guy douses his penis in Hot Sauce then shoves it in her ass and yells "Fire in the hole!"
Tere asked Adam to spice up their love life so he gave her the Louisiana Red Hot!
Not simping for George Washington
Person 1: “I love simping for Washington”
Person 2: “weird”
Person 1: “You don’t? That’s a major red flag.”
Similar to the elusive Purple Shirt of Sex, the Red Pants of Sex refer to the glorious pair of y-fronts worn by John Watson. The Red Pants originally were the devices of the brilliant Reapersun on Tumblr. The Red Pants of Sex even have their own day of the week (Monday) and are loved by many. In some parts of America and the UK, they are worshipped by many pubescent teens.
God save the Red Pants of Sex.
When u eat hot wings then finger her
My boyfriend just got back from wing Wednesday and gave me a red hot yeti
The best thing at red roosters, which doesn’t say much considering it is shit
worst wifi imaginable
1: “holdup im lagging so much right now”
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”
when having sex with an unshaved woman in doggy position, you cum on both her shoulder blades and then stick tissues on both sholder blades kicking her off the bed shouting " RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS"
I gave my wife a furry red bull and she was not happy.
1. To engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period.
2. To penetrate a white girl's bloody rectum.
Jim: I totally had some red velvet cake last night.
Jane: Nice, did you save some for me?
Jim: Of course... how about after dinner? It'll be a great dessert, hehehe...
Jane: Oooh I can't wait!
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