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When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
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god dammit I am pissed
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THE BEST DUO TO EVER TOUCH WEIRD HIP HOP
"Aye bro you heard that new XXXTentacion&Ski Mask The Slump God song"?
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WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.
For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby
Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?
Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!
Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...
Brenda: Are you forgetting something
Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!
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A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.
Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.
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When a girl thinks a guy is so hot she realizes she'd probably even let him in her butt
Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up
Something you say when there is a BIG FAT COCK in the vicinity.
*A BIG FAT COCK! is nearby*
Person: OH MY GOD!! A BIG FAT COCK!!!!
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