warrensburg missouri meat surprise

when a guy lies about the size of his dick over and over until it's time to "show me" and the surprise is that he lied

oh don't let that guy fool you he only has a warrensburg missouri Meat surprise

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Get off my meat

This phrase is used when some one is really bothered by another person and wants him/her to leave him alone.

Greg-Yo wanna go play again today.

Steve-Yo y u always around me get off my meat.

Greg-Yo ma bad

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Mongolian Meat Knuckle Sandwich

Testicle skin getting stuck between braces while teabagging your partner.

Karen realized too late. Hector was the victim of a mongolian meat knuckle sandwich...

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meat burn

when u beat your meat so much that your hands get red like they've been burnt.

Tim- hey wats up with your hands, Luke?
Luke: i got the meat burns lillian
Tim: damn. sux to be you. i've never had meat burns
Luke: well wait, didnt you have meat burns last week?
Tim : ............ *punches Luke and runs away*

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creme filled meat horn

A long and big dick, cock, rod, johnson, pole, trouser trout,bulbus erectorus, dong, schlong, meat cleaver, tube steak, and penis filled with large amounts of goo, pecker snot, cum, sperm, splogge, or egg drop soup.

Toby loves Scott's creme filled meat horn.

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I own this piece of meat

The expression "I own this piece of meat" is used to describe the event of when a male lets others know in no uncertain terms that a female "belongs" to him.
Most instances are when the male feels threatened in some way by another male's presence, and so publicly gropes/manhandles his female partner to establish ownership.
This condition, stemming from low self-esteem, sexual inadequacy and physical inferiority, is often a manifestation of "small man syndrome".

When you meet a couple on the street, and there is little or no physical contact between the male and female. Immediately after the male sees you seeing them, he puts his arm around his girlfriend's neck or gropes her bum, and looks directly at you whilst doing said actions.
Inn this instance one can imagine the offender saying "I own this piece of meat". Saying this or similar manifests the attitude responsible for the actions.

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Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome

When the meat on your neck becomes stiff and bruised, and not easy to move. Doctors around the world have found no cure for this nasty disease.

"Sally why is your neck so stiff? My Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome is flaired up again!"

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