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When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
To assfuck or to fuck a girl doggystyle
she really wants me beating them cakes bro
A polite way of saying 'for fucks sake !!' so as to minimise offence.
'Four fudge cakes , you've left the lid off the toothpaste again and the toilet seat is still up '
Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.
when the girl has big tiddy and big butt
"man i wish i could have some of that milk and cake"
“ look at jaron over there cake baking with ole girl “
A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.
My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.