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A cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.
Betty: "Geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends I could really use a man douche!"
Veronica: "I hear ya sister! After I broke up with my boyfriend I needed a month-long man douche!"
When a standard sized vehicle passes another vehicle on the right or when I semi truck passes another vehicle on either side.
Wow that Camry just douched me on the right when I was going five over the speed limit in the passing lane.
When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
Pedro Martinez is the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America
A douche canue is a canue full of douche instead of a bag full of douche.
He's a douche canue
A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.
A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.