The Sloppy Long John Silver

The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.

I heard you used the Sloppy Long John Silver on her.

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who shot john

I shot John. Over and over and over. O-k-k-k-k-k.

"who shot johN?"
I shotted john

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who shot john

Mark David Chapman, a pschyzophrenic madman who brought to end the life of one of music's most talented men.

look at me! i'm mark david chapman! i think i'm cool because i killed the messiah that is known as john lennon

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jelly filled long john

for a woman or man who is giving a blow job to bite the penis off their partner while said partner ejaculates(aka:cums, busts a nut <pun intended>, ruptures, hits climax).

(jelly filled long john)What Lorena Bobbitt should have done.

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John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.

Why does my office restroom always seem to have John Wayne Toilet Paper?

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Papa John's Parking Lot

(Noun): a girl who has a wreaked vagina. The girl is classified as a whore and has sex alot. A girl who is very "lose" and gets plowed in the butt or vagina very often.
Sometimes referred to by short as: PJPL

Justin: "Dude i was with my girlfriend last night and she wanted to do it. But when she took her pants off she was a Papa John's Parking Lot."

Jake: "Wow she must have sex alot to be as lose as a Papa John's Parking Lot."

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Vincent Francis John Brazas

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Person: "Who is that sex rat ?//? man boy"
Person 2: "That's my Vincent Francis John Brazas"
Person: "Ok. Ok. Sex, , , it uno yeah ojat hahh hnn n fuck"

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