When somebody slaps someone with a school book
Hans grabbed a book and education slapped Bob
When you have the sudden urge to take a large crap.
I was in the club gettin loose on the floor until I had to go slap a dookie.
Little Johnny's stumach is real upset he's been slapping a dookie all morning
After using the Corpse Rudder you ejaculate in the hand then tickle their nose.
Carla woke up after the party to find she had been Zombie Bitch Slapped.
When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie
Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day
The sounds of the disgusting, unwashed, uncivilized and shoeless feet of a cretin makes in PvP games (typically FPS) when they're moving back and forth aimlessly devoid of any thought, intention or reasoning making them difficult target because they're moving unconventionally thus making their movement unpredictable on total accident.
Guy 1: guys can we plz kill TheLegend27 hes out in the open
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either
To go off on someone and whip their ass.
Mention those horses again and I'll slap you red!
When you find a bug in a product but engineering tells you that its not a bug, its a feature.
Oh dude, I just got f-slapped by eng again.