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when people think you're mexican because you look mexican but when you say you aren't you're a bitch.
girl 1: are you mexican because you look like one?
girl 2: bitch no!
girl 1: stop acting like a mexican bitch!
When a man and woman put spray tan on their gonads and have sex until they turn dark brown.
I gave Sally a sick mexican spray tan last night.
1. A prank consisting of farting heavily into a pair of compression shorts and promptly covering another person's head and face with it, thereby forcing them to inhale and smell the disgusting fart air trapped inside. It is commonly used on females after a particularly upsetting one-night-stand, but its use is not limited to any specific situation.
This act is named the "Mexican Burqa" because the covering of one's face is similar to the wearing of a burqa for women in Muslim culture, with the word "mexican" describing the addition of smelly ass ripping into the tightly bound "burqa" represented by the compression shorts.
Steve: I can't believe you hooked up with that girl last night, she was so gross!
Dave: I know, I was so drunk I didn't even realize it.
Steve: Did you at least let her know you didn't like it?
Dave: Yeah dude, I gave her a serious Mexican Burqa before I left.
Steve: Nice.
When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.
I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."
When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.
-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.
-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream
I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>
I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism
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The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.
The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.