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On the 9th of February
If you see or meet anyone with the name Lee - Kiss
Anywhere on his body
It’s national kiss lee day, come here lee
National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth
Boy: do you know what day it is
Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day
Smoking that Mary Jane Wana, that weed that kush, that zaza
“Ive been kissing Mary Jane right now we in the sky”-Luh Tyler
“I’ve been kissing Mary Jane and you can smell the oder”-also Luh Tyler
“I’m kissing Mary Jane right now it got me feeling lazy”-girlhefunnyaf(doing an impersonation of Luh Tyler)
Basically all you do is kiss your girl on October 31 and don’t be a sissy and not do it.
“Ouuhhhh it’s national kiss your mate day I’ll be right back I gotta kid my girl”
On the day of January 9th
Everyone shall kiss flux
" Hey bro guess what" " hm?" "It's National Kiss Flux Day"
When someone knows there fat and they actually like it
Here comes phat a kiss
When you spread your butt cheeks apart, and your partner spreads their butt cheeks apart, you then rub your buttholes together
Me and my girl did the brown eye kiss last night.