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When you cum in a girls asshole, and she leaves it in there...
We tried anal, but she had a cum clot from last time.
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1.the sour nasty juice from a watermelon
2.when a guy cums in to a watermelon
1.that watermelon cum was nasty
2.dude I watermelon cumed last night
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During a pornigraphic straight sex scene, the orgasm shot is played in reverse with sound dubbed over it, so that the male actor looks to be cumming into his own dick while orgasming.
That reverse cum shot was great! He came into his own dick.
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The second or extra bed in a hotel room or guest bedroom used specifically for having sex, while the first bed is used only for sleeping.
There was 2 beds in our room but we only needed one, so we used the other as a cum-bed.
It's nice to have a cum-bed because you don't have to marinade in your own juices when you sleep.
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After a male ejaculates, and the seaman is still in the shaft
When I pulled up my pants my cum dick made me cum again
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The male equivalent of a “Karen”. One whose wife wears the pants in the relationship and has a bigger set of balls. A man with a giant pussy in place of his missing testicles.
Brad has been a real cum quad today. Must be his time of the month.
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You shit on her chest well cumming in her eye
Yo i shit cum her mom last night
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