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Italian Chocolate Freezie

When someone sucks Nutella off of your balls while rubbing ice cubes on your nipples.

Bro, she tried giving me an Italian Chocolate Freezie last night. It was different... But I do recommend.

by mikenike711 April 5, 2014


Italian Chocolate Freezie

Having Nutella sucked off of ones nuts while ice cubes are rubbed on the nipples.

Bob: Janet tried the Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: Hard to come when your balls are covered in chocolate.

by Bob with Joe April 6, 2014


italian chocolate freezie

The act of eating Nutella off of a man's genitals while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.

"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"

"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"

"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."

by acedude69 April 5, 2014


Italian Chocolate Freezie

A sexual act where the partner licks Nutella off of a man's scrotum while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.

Yo, my last night my bitch gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie. It was pretty awesome but I had some nippy nips afterwards.

by davidkones April 5, 2014


don't slip chocolate chip

don't stress out buddy

or

don't mess up buddy

dad: we lost the house to foreclosure
mom: don't slip chocolate chip

by AnnWatts May 15, 2015


Chocolate Coffee

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.

Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”

by Number1 piss lover November 6, 2021


chocolate wise

When you eat a reasonable amount of chocolate at Easter, eating too much would be unwise.

"Are you going to be chocolate wise this Easter?"

by Chocolatewise December 11, 2022