fart monkey

a dog who farts constantly and does not come when you call them

My beagle is the biggest fart monkey I know. All he does is chase sticks.

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Party Fart

The farting sound made when one sweaty belly presses against another, usually during intercourse.

Her moans were so loud, I couldn't even hear the party farts.

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fart face

some one who deserves to be farted on their face

hes such a fart face

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Fart Cupper

When one cups their hand on their ass to catch and throw a fart at others.

Angelina jolie: Hey kids you wanna see something funny?
Kids; YEA!!!
Angelina: poot! haha i just used my amazing fart cupper skils!
Kids: Mom you are very nasty!!!!

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Lumpy Fart

When you sh#t yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

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Fart sandwich

The act of, while in the bath, placing one's testicles over one's anus and farting

Sam: I made a fart sandwich last night
James: That's grim
Adam: I can't do that, my balls aren't stretchy enough

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Wet Fart

A mate that always says they will be somewhere, then doesn't show up.

My mate Jarrad said he was coming. He's always such a wet fart.

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