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Thank God John Kerry Is Our President

An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.

Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!

by Ask Your Dad July 27, 2006

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I don't care if you're talking to God

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.

Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

by Shadowassasin13 December 16, 2010

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GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

Susie from a game named DELTARUNE asking his friend kris WHERE THE FUCK THEY ARE.

Susie: GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
Kris: *awkward silence*

by poiuqwr February 10, 2023

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oh my god Becky

some thing drake made up

"oh my god Becky look at her but touchy"

by haith March 31, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


following the wrong god home

go put on your red shoes and start following the wrong god home

im cool..
why?
coz i am

by the person who wrote this March 24, 2004

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Trust in God but keep your powder dry

1.Fight like a man,this is a crucial moment,A question of life and death,no matter what may come,You have to face the situation.Depend on your weapon believe in its efficiency and fight to win.
2.Be confident,hope for the best, also be pepared for the worst too.

A challenge in drawing guns,Trust in God but keep your powder dry,hit it hard,thats what you have decided to thats the way it goes.

by Albert JC January 21, 2006

62๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast

A term for a leader or Politician that gets caught in a situation and is forced to resign or retire.

After the City's Police Chief's extramarital affairs just got exposed to the public. He was forced to resign due to pressure from the citizens of the city. A talk radio host proclaimed "Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast"

by Netstryke416 February 10, 2010

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