5 dollar meat deal

Jacking someone off for 5 dollars.

5 dollar meat deal.

My Cows My Meat

“My Cows My Meat” refers to the ideology of one having ownership over the meat of his/her cows. This motto is not only terrible, but is also extremely unfunny. Any pathetic person who uses this figure of speech should be banished from society forever.

Kirk: “I swear it will be funny this time”
Sheen: “No it won’t”
Kirk: “My Cows My Me-“
Sheen: “SHUT THE FUCK UP. MY COWS MY MEAT IS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER WILL BE.”

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hop off my meat

Often used when a person is getting bothered and he wants to fuck off by saying "hop off my meat". Same as "get off my meat" but hop sounds more danker.

That one annoying friend: Hey what are you doing on your phone?
Bothered person: Bruh why you always following me and asking stupid ass questions. Hop off my meat bruh.
That one annoying friend: Chill bro sorry.

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off da meat rack

(Also, "off the meat rack") - Of a superlative quality

Etymology: A play-on-words of the phrase "off the meters".

Synonymous with: "off da books", "off da chain", "off da hook", "off da meters"

"Yo, the afterparty Q threw the other day was off the meat rack, son !!!"

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New Jersey Meat-Hook

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.

I was doing this bitch doggy style and gave her a New Jersey meat-hook.

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neat like taco meat

Something too awesome to be just neat and just as tasty as taco meat.

Dude, that movie was "neat like taco meat".

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Country-Fried Meat Head

Southerner that plays sports

After the Football game that country-fried meat head drank 24 beers

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