Simp

A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.

Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!

Simp

A Chinese chubby egghead named cactus that likes a girl named shouq.

Someone: Yo bro did u hear what about with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp and like shouq 💀

Simp

Max

Max simps everyday

SIMP

S uper
I ntense
M inecraft
P layer

yes, i am SIMP

are you simp?
yes, ofc i am.
why?
because i am super intense minecraft player

Simp

Squirrels in my pants

Oh shit there’s simp(squirrels in my pants)!!!!!

Simp

S:super
I:into

M:mashed

P:potatoes

"Man I'm a simp:

Simp

Something I am, but something you are not allowed to be. Because two simps wont work in a relationship 🥰🔫

Me: uwu i wuvvvv you
You: UwU i wuv you tooooz
Me: no

Never be a simp