dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'

Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

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mom's credit card stealing trick

When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no

Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next

Your mom has big gae

Something someone says to try to roast you but you end up saying "No u" . (The ultimate roast)

Ryan: Your mom has big gae
Michael: No u

Ryan: *Dies*

I'll marsh mellow your mom

Some disterbing s** position

I'll marsh mellow your mom -Phil Lester 2017

You Manix-ed the mom level

A phrase that Google Play posted on Twitter for Mother's Day one time. It was probably meant to be some kind of joke around the Geometry Dash player Manix, but literally no one knows what it means exactly.

Josh: Remember the "You Manix-ed the mom level" thing?
Bob: Oh yeah, I still haven't figured out what it means.

ur mom eats wired batteries

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!

Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."

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ur mom ultra big gay

When ur mom big gay is said to you before you can say it

You: "ur mom gay"
Joe: " ur mom big gay"
You *inhales*: "ur mom ultra big gay"

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