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The act of eating Nutella off of a man's genitals while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.
"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"
"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"
"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."
A sexual act where the partner licks Nutella off of a man's scrotum while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.
Yo, my last night my bitch gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie. It was pretty awesome but I had some nippy nips afterwards.
don't stress out buddy
or
don't mess up buddy
dad: we lost the house to foreclosure
mom: don't slip chocolate chip
Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
When you eat a reasonable amount of chocolate at Easter, eating too much would be unwise.
"Are you going to be chocolate wise this Easter?"
This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.
I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)
Dominic Redix
Mr. Long Strong. Genius. well-groomed. well-read. well-fed. the manliest man you will ever meet, with a hint of childlike humor. buff chocolate udonis