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John Xina

Overused joke. Hate it. Despise it even.

A: HAHAHDHAH JOHN XINA-
B: *gun noises*

by datboiefe December 29, 2022

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St. John's Basketball

Game involving throwing jellybeans into someone's outstretched anus.

Eating jellybeans after a game of St. John's Basketball is not recommended.

by billthecat November 21, 2012

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Texas John Wayne

When you get two girls laying on your bed naked put your hands in your pockets ready to shoot. Get one one of the girls to scream "Draw" then simultaneously fingerbang both of them at the same time, while screaming, "bang, bang, bang, die you rotten scoundrels."

I shot those two bitches down, they loved me acting like I was a real Texas john Wayne.

by ArtKerr July 22, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


St. Johns College

A school were losers go if you didn't get accepted into gonzaga ,prep or AHC and Visitation. The kids their suck at sports they are all wannabes and half of them are retards who go to Binel which is special classes for idiots. gonzaga+GC+Prep kick their asses at lacrosse,football,and baseball because they suck and think they get bitches.

Joe: Hey who you playing today?
Ron: St. Johns College.
Joe: Ha don't fall asleep ok brah!

by MerkyMerkina October 7, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


sweet talk john doe

To give oral sex to an unknown male, for favors, goods or money.

I need some down, so I'm going to sweet talk John Doe.

by ts daddy 1 November 14, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


john oliver's english dictionary

a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob

that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied

by Manthing007 December 13, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Carroll marching band

The most energetic, crazy, and the most awsome band in the WORLD! The band is also directed by the coolest and the most energetic person you will meet in your life. (The name will not be mentioned for securety purposes.)
IT's AMAZING

1. John Carroll marching band Rocks!
2. Hey did you see the John Carroll marching band?
"ya they are amazing, they are amazing and mabye a little crazy it's all goood tho,". Ha Ha!!

by Someone.... =] September 22, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž