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A pooping endeavor in which the pooper poops and loses 20 lbs in the process of pooping.
Dude, I just Richard Simmons Pooped into a new wardrobe!
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The act of squeezing recently picked up dog poop while in a plastic bag.
I picked up the dog poop using an inside out baggie and then squished it through my fingers. It was warm. I love the feeling of fresh pressed poop
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Sending emails via text message capable cell phone.
Please don't poop text my work email, my boss got pissed.
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When crazy shit like Salad Fingers is all of the sudden all up in your grill.
Yo Smudge! Grab your nine - these bandicoots are pooping out the woodwork!
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Someone very important to a group of people.
With as many touchdowns as Derrick Henry makes, they need to protect him like he poops gold and pees whiskey!
an expression used to indicate that someone is gay
There are many people in this town that drop anchor in poop bay
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When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.
Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher
John: :O
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