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When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
In the broadcast tower industry a "wedding cake" refers to the gap between stacked TV antennas.
Man! That wedding cake didn't have any step bolts. How did you climb past it?
Not to be confused with Olive Cake. The best cake with the worst name.
How is the olive oil cake so good? Fire the marketing team who named this.
When someone is spilling the tea, and either they give you extra information (cake) you didn't expect, or another person fills in the gaps.
"I just got cake with my tea."
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"
someone who hates u and calls u things till your unstable but u feel as if they're in-love
just call them your creepy cakes n they might be good to you..
someone who hates you to the point they are in-love
A term used to describe basically anything that you want it to. It can be an insult as well.
Def1: Go get me the, the thing, you know, the uhhh, fuck cake.
Def2: You son of bitch stole my car! I’m gonna get you, you piece of fuck cake!!
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A gay ass nigga who be fruite as fuck
Man that nigga John a fruit cake