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Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.

"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"

by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade July 23, 2006

58πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


National Show Me Your Tits Day

Every May 17th on even number years is this holiday.

β€œDude, I can’t believe it’s may 17th!”
β€œWhat does that mean?”
β€œIt’s National Show Me Your Tits Day!”

by rubbermanrubberman May 17, 2020

31πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Dont get you're tits in a twist

When you get pissed at something and your freind decide to say dont get you're tits in a twist

Person 1: fortnite is the best game
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke

by Open door my drilla May 31, 2021

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

by Amanda M July 22, 2005

21πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


National "Show Me Your Tits" Day

Drop dem titties on March 3rd ladies.

It's March 3rd, you know what that means right? It's National "Show Me Your Tits" Day! So go ahead, do it, ο½Žο½ο½—.

by Meme-Meister_Gaming69420 March 2, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

1. The ultimate comeback, often times rendering the usee speechless, followed be a tea bag to emphasize your point.

2. Someone you really don't like at all kind of like a cum guzzling titless faggot.

1.Holy fucking ass crackers that guy just cut me off! What an Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

2. Douche: You fucking twat I will murder you!

Not a Douche: Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt (Tea bags douche, rendering him speechless).

by BRayLujan July 11, 2010

38πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


dirty weanie pearl dick tit

when a man rubs his own shitty finger across his upper lip while he simultaneously slaps another guys dick with his, and finishes up by cumming on a girls tit.

"last night during that orgy i succesfully performed a Dirty Weanie Pearl Dick Tit."

by murrbunni September 28, 2008

5πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž