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Cody(masculine): DUDE this ellicottville single barrel whiskey has such great notes.
Steve(queer fem boy): I can’t believe you like dirty barrel water, ewww. (“Takes a sip of white claw”)
Poor shit for poor people
Dude do you have tap water? Nah that's poor people shit.
Krusty ass dirty ass fuckin water
Damn that Tap Water tasted like your grandmas pussy
Oh really? Wait how do you know that
Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.
Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water
Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’
some thing to go turn down because i can literally go dig a hole in the fucking ground and filter that water and boil that and drink that for fucking free bitch
my mom: i’m going to go buy water...
me: (looks at vending machine) no, the water that costs $1.25? bitch, no your not gimme that money
When someone puts a towel over your face and proceeds to projectile hoes cum onto said towel to slowly drown you
Also it’s a very tasty way to go out
He died by Milky Water torture
Possessing the ability to manipulate, control, take advantage of, or live in, water.
“Torrent powers up water-type moves when the Pokémon’s HP is low.”
-Dewott’s Pokédex entry.