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1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.
Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.
Where 2 men who haven't cleaned their penises in a while sit facing one guy (preferably sissy) in the middle get absolutely double pounded by two brly men.
I haven't showered in a while can my friend and I do the Double Pounder With Cheese on you?
Giving a girl a black eye by shooting cum out to hard and fast at her face
Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
When an uncircumcised cock is purposely left unwashed for a month prior to the holidays.
The under skin cheese is put in a jello mold to create the perfect dick ring cheese.
Grandmother is always the first to sample
This years dick ring cheese came from some Swedish dude I met under the dick dock
When two guys cum, push their penis heads together, then move backwards, making a string of cum.
Last night me and my boyfriend, Noah, decided to take things to another level and Kentucky string cheese with each other. The cum was long and got up to three feet.
HOLYFUCK NO WORDS DESCRIBE THE JUICY SWEET TANGY YUMMY FUCKY CUMMY TASTE OF COLBY JACK CHEESE WHEN INGESTED U MAY EXPERIENCE A SIDE EFFECT CALLED GIGA CHAD MODE
I would like to fuck colby jack cheese
I use it as my prework out
I use it during sex
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When you rub your chest in cheese quesadilla
Guy 1: Dude, I'm so fucking high...... WTF are Virginia Cheese Nips?
Guy 2: Its like when you quesadilla from Virginia, Idk im high too.