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The high one experiences following an orgasm. Typically exhibited with excessive talking, optimism, odd behavior, and general upbeatness.
Yeah, we f-ed then she got all cum crazed and cleaned the entire house in like 5 minutes.
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A person who keep jizz In their undies because it feels nice with it oozes around they're cock
Paul: why do you keep jizz in your pants?! You're like a cum holder!
Greg: it feels nice on my cock
Paul: sounds good maybe I'll go home pull up the ol' pornhub and keep some miss in my pants
(Next day)
Sophie:ewww what's that In your pants.
Paul: it's jizz it feels nice
Sophie: I wish I could cum,
Paul: you can just go on pornhub!
Sophie: I'll try it!
Then the cycle continues!
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Take as many friends as you want and grab a box of tissues, take 3 tissues each. After taking the tissues go into a different room and blow your nose into two of the tissues, ejaculate into the last tissue.
Screw up the tissues and come back into the room, players take it in turn to eat a tissue, the loser is the one that eats the most cum filled tissues
The winner (if there is one) is the one that eats the most snot but least cum
A: yo bro wanna play cum roullette
B: nah m8 i remember last time, no one wins in that situation
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The term referring to the game golf and getting a hole in one, but instead your shooting you cum at your girl and trying to get it in her mouth, on the first try. It's a very fun game to play with your girl.
Allison: Hey babe wanna go play mini golf tonight?
Timmy: Nah babe I think we should stay home and play Hole-In-Cum!
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A long shot ejaculation into a woman mouth
That cum-plane went for miles last night
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If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant
My mom also touched it and she has aids
Banana cum makes me preggers
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Cause from sucking dirty dick
Symptoms: big white sacks of drippy cum on the back of your throat.
Alysa sucked stevez dirty dick so she had go to the hospital and get checked for cum rocks.
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